okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
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Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
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he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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