um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
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I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
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I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
what food is Colorado known for?
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.