Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
Your face is a jimmy john
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
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there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
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Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?