Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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