You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
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I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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