I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
21 Of The Most Impressive Things Ever Seen In Porn
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
19 Parents Had Epic Reactions When Catching Their Kids Being “Bad”
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic