I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
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found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
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Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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