feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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