Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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