She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
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we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
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Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.