So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
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Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
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By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
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You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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