I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
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unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
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There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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