I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
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Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
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I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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