I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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