is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
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I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
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I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
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