Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
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shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
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Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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