It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
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