whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
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I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
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Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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