there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Randomize
