How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
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he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
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does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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