We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
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YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
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I need to calm my uterus...
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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