i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
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Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
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90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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