yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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