i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I am one with the molecules
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..