Don't make out with my wife yet
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad