Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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