stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
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Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
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Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Terrible idea I love it
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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