Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
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you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
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Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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