so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
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I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
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The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
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