This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
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your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
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We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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