when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
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He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
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all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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