at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
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While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
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Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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