I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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