I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
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eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
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I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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