its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
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I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
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The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
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I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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