i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
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Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
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I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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