Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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