i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
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I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
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Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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