I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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