on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
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It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
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If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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