in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
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It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
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Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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