Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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