Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
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nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
God gave him joint rollers for hands
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
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Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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