I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
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