it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
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you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
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When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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