toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
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Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
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The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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