Who wears a wallet chain?!
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
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