no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
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You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
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This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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