He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
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Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
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God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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