just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
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Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
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Thank you for caring about my cervix.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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