Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
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i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
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You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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