Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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